June 2012
an awkward thing is when you have a really great memory of hanging out with a few people but two of those people like hate each other now or something so everything is weird and awkward and you know you can never recreate that memory ever again and it makes you really sad
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ok goodnight
i have to get up at a reasonable hour to make myself pretty for graduation tomorrow
which is probably going to be inside
which makes me want to cry but oh well
good night i guess
come on
i’m tori
i am tumblr user jakeenglish
i am supposed to be hilarious and stupid and ms new booty and tons of porn and shamelessness
what’s wrong with me
why don’t i feel like doing all the stupid shit that got me 2000 followers in the first place
remember when i used to make funny text posts
and i was actually a part of the fandom and did stuff
and talked to people
and didn’t just shitpost and complain all the time
remember when i used to actually have friends and talk to people
now i just sit here and wait until i’m tired enough to sleep
god i am bored as hell
i cannot name one thing i have done today
i have been sitting here doing nothing practically all day
if you think you’re better than someone because they smoke weed/drink and you don’t you should probably go eat a poop
stop trying to make me be optimistic jesus fucking christ that is the most annoying thing in the world just shut up
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tentabulges asked: hello I love you
shaving23spiders:
boozledorf:
yufeelme:
don’t trust anyone with a strong negative opinion on rap music
I sense a contradiction in terms.
“Music” implies change in some sort of pitch. ”Rap” implies a lack thereof. Therefore, “Rap music” is an oxymoron. If you remove the “oxy”, you get the kind of people that like rap music.
Hey dude you dropped your fedora
wontonpoop:
do you ever dislike a person on here but are afraid to speak your mind because everyone else rides their dick like a rodeo and they will get butt hurt
gunkind:
lol remember this????????? reblog if youre a true act 5 pt 2 kid
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the LA kings are playing like stanley cup champs tonight ;o)
gunkind:
sometimes i laugh at the fact that there are actually people in the world that think im heterosexual
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gazingattheground replied to your post: you know what the worst thing is when girls that…
and now you know how some of us feel when you complain about yourself. just saiyan.
but none of you really know what i look like aside from the pictures of my face that i post like once a month
you know what the worst thing is
when girls that are way skinnier than me talk about how fat they are while in my presence
like, if they think they’re fat and gross
what the hell do they think of me
it’s like calling me disgusting and fat and ugly to my face
like ok thanks
i get that everybody has body issues but jesus christ
ffxiii-2
“if you change the future you change the past but if you change the past you also change the future and you can fix it by doing shitty clock puzzles and gambling and talking to red futurepast orbs that essentially just send you on fetch quests, kupo”
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capitaineamerique replied to your post: does anyone abide by the rules of AP testing secrecy anyways?
when i took the AP exams during the break all the kids talked about were the questions it was kind of ridiculous
yeah, my friends and i discussed stuff on the exams during the snack break things too
and nobody really does anything about it
it makes no difference, really
does anyone abide by the rules of AP testing...
i mean, it’s impossible to never ever talk about the multiple choice sections.
i don’t have that sort of self control.
my teachers even fucking asked about it!
it’s not like anyone will ever find out, nor is it really useful to anyone.
especially since there are so many practice exams out there for every single AP course there is.
what is the point? they release the short...
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blackliquidsorrows replied to your post: borderline illegal fun fact!
i remember seeing that and not even taking it seriously because that whole thing was just hilarious imo
i actually really enjoyed that one!
it was at least in very common casually written english so it was fucking easy as hell to answer questions on
some of the other shit we had to read for that exam sucked like huge cocks
...
borderline illegal fun fact!
a fact i very much should not be sharing because technically i signed my name and swore i would never say a thing about it! legally!
but, on the 2012 AP language and composition exam multiple choice section
there was an excerpt of an essay written about hip hop culture and what it has led to in society
and “breakin’ 2: electric boogaloo” was referenced in the footnotes of the...
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emptyencore replied to your post: fun facts with tori’s laptop adventures
Aw, you explained it to people. I got the reference, it is really damn cute actually. :3
i feel like most people wouldn’t for some reason though maybe that is a shitty assumption!
it is a pretty great name though
my new one will need an even better name somehow.
fun facts with tori's laptop adventures
since the laptop i currently own is actually the second one of this model i’ve had, because the first one broke in like 4 days due to some weird factory error that apparently happens to like one out of every fucking five billion of this sort of laptops, i named the second one “ELECTRICBOOGALOO”
which is even more ironic, because the movie that ‘electric boogaloo’...
i feel empty
i feel like i’m lying to my laptop
i’m still using him even though i am getting a new one soon
it’s like i’m playing with a dog i’ve loved for a few years that i plan to abandon for a new puppy in the near future
he’s been so good to me
we’ve been through so much together
i have a map of the unova region on the back of him
and some other stickers
i...
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tehkarr replied to your post: please relocate your lips to my lips
which ones
oh my goodness
please relocate your lips to my lips
18 hours til i graduate
atolls are fascinating
it’s like a ring of land
god earth is awesome what the heck
please stop raining
i don’t want an inside graduation
i’ve come to the conclusion that i dislike terezi because of her glasses
they piss me off
but when she doesn’t have them on she’s a cutie and i love her
i wish they never existed i hate them so much
so after graduation tomorrow my whole family’s going to a big fancy legit chinese restaurant
not american chinese food either
like legit food that is of chinese origin
i have never had real chinese food! it will be interesting at the very least
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deawna:
do equalists go into benders’ ask boxes and send amon hate
but at graduation, madame is giving every student a rose to give to the person who helped them the most throughout high school
i’m going to give it to my mother
because as much as i complain about everything ever
i’d be a whole lot more worse off if she didn’t care so much
[[MORE]]every time my mom does something for me she asks if it makes me happy
which yeah, it usually does
it makes me feel nice that they want to do stuff for me
but it makes me realize that they’re trying so hard to keep me from being depressed and i’m not really making an effort to let it work
i’m just upset 24/7 and i don’t want them to think i don’t appreciate...
I'M GETTING A NEW LAPTOP
WOW
my parents are awesome
this one is pretty much fine???? i got it 3 years ago????????
i mean it’s a little broken lmfao but
omfg
i’m so happy
graduating is not suffering at all
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
you know you want some BROKEN BONEZ
stroke the beard of garrett bobby ferguson
