February 2012
can we stop introducing new trolls and get back to the alpha kids
better yet can we go back to the beta kids and good trolls
brook asked: so the condesce appeared to roxy
and im about to puke
as if we need new fucking trolls
and im about to puke
as if we need new fucking trolls
penotbutter:
when u just love a ship so much that you could write paragraph upon paragraph on why u love it
it's weird watching the bruins game
and knowing that my friend is there
and she’s somewhere in the crowd i’m looking at
and then thinking like
i was there……too…. a little while ago…….
how do you know, articuno?
carsinogeneticist:
jakeenglish:
THEY CALL ME
NOOK DESTROYER
WHAT.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS.
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL, TWITCHY EYED PROJECTILE VOMITING FUCK IS THIS.
pls don’t destroy my nook
lmfao i just can’t stop laughing at “nook”
i used to really like to use fuckass as an insult and then i read homestuck and now i can’t use it anymore.
gaymzee:
are there people who think “fuckass” came from homestuck
nook is one of those words that i can’t say with a straight face.
only a gay face.
THEY CALL ME
NOOK DESTROYER
no i meant like why did fuckass become a thing...
carcinomisanthropist:
jakeenglish:
why did that become the word that they say a lot
FANDOM INTERPRETATION + LACK OF CREATIVITY.
IT’S TWO GENERIC INSULTS COMBINED AND EASY TO REMEMBER.
GOD FORBID THEY POPULARIZE NOOKWHIFFER OR WHATEVER THE SHIT I SAY THAT’S NOT FUCKASS I MEAN JEEZ.
i like nook destroyer better
i’m going to destroy your nook
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carcinomisanthropist replied to your post: why did fuckass even become a thing.
I ASK MYSELF THAT DAILY.
jegus karkat you’re a fuckass
no i meant like why did fuckass become a thing...
why did that become the word that they say a lot
why did fuckass even become a thing.
davidstrider:
jonathanegbert submitted:
by the way i wanted to clarify.
and i am submitting it here because i will probably ramble on too long for an ask.
you could publish it or not i guess it is up to you.
whether or not sburb had happened, i probably would have fallen in love with you anyway.
i know you probably know already but i was always bullied a lot when i was a kid, and as much...
come on bruins this is the butts stop getting penalties you idiots
this game has been a senators power play like 80% of the time so far
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mspandarew liked your post: i would have sex in cosplay. i would most…
lmfao my heart skipped a beat
everything* is pissing me off
ok the internet is pissing me off im gonna ollie out to make dinner and watch the bruins game
bye.
Anonymous asked: do you know what it's called?
fuck me i got traded
Anonymous asked: do you know where the harry potter porn is that everyone gifs and looks like Dave and John?
i wanted to make dinner an hour ago but apparently my dad had to throw a fit so now i don’t want to go out to the kitchen :)
lmfao dale arnold did u really just say fisticuffs
this is why i want to move the fuck out
why does my dad need to yell about fucking everything
shut up oh my fucking god
getting a good SAT score is nice and all but colleges never leave me the fuck alone
it’s march you fat nasty trashes
ugh
some nice lady from some college in buttsex, pennsylvania called me and said hey hello jsyk if you go to our college we’ll give you $60,000
and i had to do the whole “i’m not interested but i’ll check it out!!!!” thing
and like wow ok i’m glad i’m awesome as fuck and stuff but i’m just not interested
at all
It is Tuesday
princekarkat:
The designated day for you to solicit information from me that may be quantified as “too much.”
Let the festivities of Tuesday commence!
i would have sex in cosplay.
i would most certainly.
what are your opinions on having sex in cosplay
why do cute cosplayers follow me
why do fantastic artists follow me
i am not talented or funny or cute
i am not worthy of your presence
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pfeffernousse replied to your post: i’m gonna go to bed and not wake up til i’m in…
When do you got to college?
bout six months from now
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the-impetuous-akigawa replied to your post: the words ‘seme’ and ‘uke’ make me feel really…
Because it implies a dominant-submissive relationship.
what no it’s not that at all
i just dislike the words lol
the words ‘seme’ and ‘uke’ make me feel really uncomfortable for some reason
i feel like a “bad bitch” when i listen to nicki minaj
i feel like you’ll know what i mean by that.
all these bitches is my sons
and ima go and get some bibs for em
a couple formulas little pretty lids on em
if i had a dick i would pull it out and piss on em
i’m gonna go to bed and not wake up til i’m in college
i just don’t give a shit about anything but math, hockey, jakedirk, and my girlfriend anymore
i don’t even care about school anymore.
i still do all my work and i haven’t given up, but i don’t care.
i’m 3 months from being done with high school forever and you know
i’m a lazy overachiever and i get great grades and i’m going to a great school and nigga i just don’t give a shit about the gay ass electives i have to sit through
i’m way too...
Anonymous asked: ellen is mine too <3
is it gay to say that ellen is my role model